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Funny Diet Quotes You’ll 100% Relate To

Failed at squats and face planted into a pizza? We feel you. Funny diet quotes are the best way to laugh off a bad day.
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Funny diet quotes are sometimes the only answer. Because we all stumble on the road to health and fitness. So, for those times when the road seems long and paved with boring sugar-free snacks, pizza feels like the only real answer, and you’d rather Nama-stay in bed, we’ve collected some lol-worthy diet quotes to give you a giggle. Because let’s face it, laughing burns calories too, right?

Everyone can relate to moments like these

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Soooo close!
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They’re two very different things.
 
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Just this once…
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Well, that explains a lot!
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Never shop hangry! It’s a recipe for heavy groceries.

The diet struggle is real

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It was awful 😭
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This counts, right?
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I may look like I’m having deep thoughts, but 90% of the time, I’m thinking about what I’m going to eat later.
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Sounds like a rip off to me!

We’ve all done this at some point, am I right?

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Haven’t you heard? It’s a superfood!
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I didn’t come here to be judged. Give me my pizza, my three ice cream sundaes and that bottle of wine and I’ll be on my way.
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If only I could watch it in reverse!
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Stay hydrated friends.

It’s not fair dammit!

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Does anyone know if they’re working on a drug that simulates this?
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Is butter a carb?
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Oh my, life would be but a song!
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Sunday carbs don’t count either, FYI. 😉
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And don’t you forget it.
Feeling better? We hope so. What are some other diet funnies that make you smile? Let us know! Make sure you share some lols with others too. And remember, if you hang out with us for too long, we’ll brainwash you into believing in yourself.

If you want to try something different to your usual springtime fitness struggle with an every-day-the-same-boring calorie restriction diet, it might be time to learn more about intermittent fasting! Check out the SFD YouTube channel for loads of awesome interviews with world-leading fasting experts.

AND finally, if you’re ready to join the Super Squad and discover how amazing part-time dieting really is, we’ve got an amazing deal for you.

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